the best quotes from “hey ladies, check out my faculty id,” by jonny waldman
Do you have any idea how big my interlibrary loan privileges are? I didn’t think so. I get books longer, faster, and harder.
You can get in touch through my faculty homepage. It’s yadda yadda dot E D U slash tilda faculty slash Waldman. Slick, I know.
Interdisciplinary? That’s my middle fucking name.
And yeah, I know peeps on the Institutional Review Board. We’re close, real close.
(i secretly wish i was close with the IRB folks, because they always deny my research project at least once before i can do it)
- beans: meta...meta...
- me: are you trying to say meta in a sexy way? it's not sexy. it's greek.
- beans: metapod's only move was harden.
- me: um, what?
- beans: i was just saying, in pokemon, metapod only had one move, and it was harden. *meaningful look*
- me: ...