the best quotes from “hey ladies, check out my faculty id,” by jonny waldman

transartorialism:

link here

Do you have any idea how big my interlibrary loan privileges are? I didn’t think so. I get books longer, faster, and harder.

You can get in touch through my faculty homepage. It’s yadda yadda dot E D U slash tilda faculty slash Waldman. Slick, I know.

Interdisciplinary? That’s my middle fucking name.

And yeah, I know peeps on the Institutional Review Board. We’re close, real close.

(i secretly wish i was close with the IRB folks, because they always deny my research project at least once before i can do it)

from transarterrified
But making high-pitched noises won’t solve your problem if your problem is a complete inability to cope with change. -

Hyperbole and a Half: Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving

true

creaves:

if i had to pick a favorite DW episode/arc (technically it’s two episodes, IIRC) this would definitely be it.
revisionof:

AH!  I just saw this episode recently.  Ugh, it was so freaky.

creaves:

if i had to pick a favorite DW episode/arc (technically it’s two episodes, IIRC) this would definitely be it.

revisionof:

AH!  I just saw this episode recently.  Ugh, it was so freaky.

from creaves
fuckyeahknaves:

sofuckingmetal:

Staring down Vincent Price with your beady, googly eyes and going for the jugular is so fucking metal.

fuckyeahknaves:

sofuckingmetal:

Staring down Vincent Price with your beady, googly eyes and going for the jugular is so fucking metal.

from xstevencurtischapmanx
unhappyhipsters:

Eames, Aalto — her most significant relationships were with dead designers.
(Dwell magazine, December 2004)

unhappyhipsters:

Eames, Aalto — her most significant relationships were with dead designers.

(Dwell magazine, December 2004)

from unhappyhipsters
  • beans: meta...meta...
  • me: are you trying to say meta in a sexy way? it's not sexy. it's greek.
  • beans: metapod's only move was harden.
  • me: um, what?
  • beans: i was just saying, in pokemon, metapod only had one move, and it was harden. *meaningful look*
  • me: ...
from glitterfitta
flaneries:

rosesforstalin:

the decemberists would be much cooler if they had more songs about the decemberists, and were generally more communism-oriented.

flaneries:

rosesforstalin:

the decemberists would be much cooler if they had more songs about the decemberists, and were generally more communism-oriented.

from flaneries
bespangled:

notemily:

thedailywhat:

Street Art of the Day: Newcastle-based graff artist mobstr has a brief tête-à-tête with the Newcastle City Council via public wall space.
[wooster.]

:D

bespangled:

notemily:

thedailywhat:

Street Art of the Day: Newcastle-based graff artist mobstr has a brief tête-à-tête with the Newcastle City Council via public wall space.

[wooster.]

:D

from bespangled
transartorialism:

lookatthisfrakkinggeekster:

(via popartinferno)


i don’t even like star wars that much and i like this a lot

transartorialism:

lookatthisfrakkinggeekster:

(via popartinferno)

i don’t even like star wars that much and i like this a lot

from transarterrified